tipple

The tip of the nipple

Boy, are those tipples nice.

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runaway booger

When you pick your nose while playing Halo 3 and stick it to your lower quad just above your knee. You plan to flush it once your done playing, but you never remember. When you finally do remeber, the booger is gone and you wonder where you lost it.

Guy 1: "Man, I love raping the crap out of people who don't know how to XBOX."

Guy 2: "Oh, yeah. I know. Oh man, that is a big booger.

Guy 1: "Make sure you treat that booger right, or it might become one of those runaway boogers I been hearin' about."

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drungly

An ugly, obnoxious chick that attends a house party in an attempt to give head to the one guy that is drunk enough to let her touch his schlong. When she and her friends arrive, everybody asks the host why she was invited. Real men rarely touch drunglies, but it happens.

Man 1: "Dude, who invited the drungly!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but somebody should tell John to put down that beer before he makes a mistake."

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