internet

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

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frig a dig

An exclamation of distress or pain for a situation when explicit language cannot be used.

Ow! Frig a dig! (after dropping a box on your foot while working your McJob)

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jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

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f'ril

shortened "For Real"

"F'ril?" (Stated out of surprise)

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