Relationship privilege

The benefit of having free flow of information between a person and their significant other, regardless of how confided that information may have been.

Jenny: "So tell me about how you're going to break up with your boyfriend"
Jane: "I only told Jake that! I am mad that you know!"
Jenny: "No, we have relationship privilege. You should've expected this"

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infographic

A pretentious graph

Ed: Check out this infographic on crime rates
Stan: That's a pie chart

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Europe Test

Before a man marries a woman, he may tell her that he is going to Europe for 2 weeks, then take a trip to Europe. The man ceases contact with the woman and if the woman cracks, goes insane, and doesn't know where the man is, she probably isn't going to make a good wife.

JB gave Em the Europe Test inadvertently. It didn't work out.

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Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

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