Fizzed

When you fart and jizz at the same time

After eating a taco and seeing his girlfriend naked he fizzed

10👍 20👎

Kutching

Texting every girl on your phone asking if they want to go to 3rd base with them

Guy 1: I got really bored last night, so I went Kutching
Guy 2: how did you do?
Guy 1: 45 for 100, but I asked them to come at different times and days. It's going to be a long and fun month.