Teddy Pegram

A young man usually around the age of 14 or 15 trapped in the body of a 20 year old fuckboy with the body hair of 50 year old paedophile. They can usually be found ‘ripping bongs’ out his window or listening to bangers in the bath. He will always claim that he is taller than he is and that he ‘still has growing to do’ but everyone knows he’ll be on a step to kiss his wife at the alter one day. You will struggle to find a time where he’s not high or drunk and will happily flash his bollocks in a heartbeat. Traits of a Teddy Pegram include Permanent red eyes, A sexy dad bod, Phenomenal chat with girls and A vast range of hairstyles. Also extreme hornyness resulting in him sending you random pictures of his cum.

Jeez Sharon, that kids a real Teddy Pegram