broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

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Liberal media

The Daily Show and The Onion. Thats about it.

When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.

When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.

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hoodie party

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

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birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

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Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

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2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

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xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.

Those Asians love their Xangas

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