A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
Karl Marx: Communism is good.
Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!
Some 20-year-old men who still live in their mother's basement and make 3 am videos because they don't have enough money to afford McDonald's.
Kid 1: OMG, did you hear about ImFakeStation?
Kid 2: Ugh, they make horrible videos.
Kid 1: Ikr? They probably have no life.
ImFakeStation: I can confirm that is true.
Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.
Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.
The human definition of a literal ripoff.
A4: I copy MrBeast and I'm proud of it.
Any person with a functioning brain: You truly are the lowest scum in history.
TikTok: Ah, you're right.
A 24-year-old man who screams at kids in a Lego game.
Kid 1: Flamingo is the best.
Kid 2: No doubt.
Flamingo: I HATE U, U HAVE NO BOBUX!!!!