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Happy Patties

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!

by Jakemasta flex June 10, 2003

10👍 16👎


gobbler

When a man ejaculates on a woman's chin so to create a dangling string thingy like that of a turkey.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

"Damn Son,this bitch would swallow so i busted a nut right on her chin and gave her a nice little gobbler."

by Jakemasta flex August 26, 2003

6👍 12👎