Buzz Buster

A person who keeps breaking their vibrators, despite buying bulkier ones each time.

Ashleigh broke another vibrator. Jesus, wasn’t that her third one? Yeah, she is a buzz buster.

Milky Boy

A man that mainly subsists on milk.

“Jesus Nick, you are a milky boy, no wonder you are so boney.”

Breaking stereotypes

Someone that is not following society’s stereotypes.

Dani is really breaking stereotypes, she’s an engineer and a lesbian, yet she can’t build a coffee table.

poonboat

This term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain.

"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.

Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

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Varmint Lover

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.

“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”

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Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”