strippergram

A arrival (often times by surprise)of an exotic dancer provided by a close (yet of questionable judgment) friend for purposes of celebration, recognition, or as alternative form of payment for a favor.

Dude, my best friends wouldn’t take no payment for letting me crash on their motel last night, so imma bout to send them a high class strippergram!

congratklarions

Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.