congratklarions

Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.

strippergram

A arrival (often times by surprise)of an exotic dancer provided by a close (yet of questionable judgment) friend for purposes of celebration, recognition, or as alternative form of payment for a favor.

Dude, my best friends wouldn’t take no payment for letting me crash on their motel last night, so imma bout to send them a high class strippergram!