birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

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Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

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2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

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xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.

Those Asians love their Xangas

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I love the 90's

Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"

Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?

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gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

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flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

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