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cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by Jakestar September 11, 2006

49πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by Jakestar April 28, 2005

209πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


korn

Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.

"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*

by Jakestar May 4, 2005

2047πŸ‘ 667πŸ‘Ž


Snake Eater

1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.

2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.

You can eat snakes in Snake Eater!

by Jakestar April 26, 2005

273πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


handle

1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.

2. One's online alias or nickname.

Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.

"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"

"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."

by Jakestar January 23, 2006

858πŸ‘ 375πŸ‘Ž


halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!

by Jakestar December 31, 2005

272πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

by Jakestar April 25, 2005

127πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž