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standzee

Someone who prefers to stand all the time, because sitting down makes their butt hurt and lying down makes them look like the prefer to sleep other than doing anything else. It also involves generating more discomfort for the feet and tends to make people think they achieve something great, but eventually they just fall over as an ultimate avhievement.

Standzee is not for me, coz my feet cramps and i get tired.
Marie's job sucks balls straight through the ass. They make her standzee while working, so she's half dead when she gets home. She's more of a layzee or a sitzee than a stanzee, you know.

by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 15, 2016


sitzee

Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feet hurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.

That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!

by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 15, 2016


layzee

Someone who prefers to lie down all the time, because standing up makes their feet hurt and sitting down makes their butt hurt. It also involves doing less and therefore seems to generate more joy and comfort.

Go get Jake off his bed. He has been too layzee recently.
Man, will you ever get the sitzee or stanzee from being layzee?

by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 15, 2016