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now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer
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the white headphones (sorry earpods) that come with the Apple iPod, a clear indication to any street thief that you own something worth nicking
"Hey Clare, can i borrow your spare mugmes, i can't find mine"
"Did you hear Steve got his iPod nicked on the way to work? well that's not a suprise, you can see his mugmes a mile off against his black jacket"
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