foncong

A way of saying "confused" "messed up" or "weird" that emphasises how strange the person or object may be

How foncong looking is that guy's face is lmao
McDonalds burgers look so awesome on ads, but when you get them they're a foncong mess

Tune

Tune • (verb)
A slang term often used in southern/ South Africa, meaning to catch out, to apprehend or to scold over a mistake or action.

Eg. Don't tune me over not doing the dishes
Oh my goodness, did you hear the teacher tuning Megan over her long fingernails?