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Droid Sasquach

Aka Bigfoot. A robot aka a robot named "Droid" a hidden truth about the roswell crash where a top secret robot "aka" Droid. the robot claimed to habe come from another planet. This so called robot Droid was brought to area 51 for testing its actually point of origin. This robot called Droid escaped throu a narrow passage in area 51 that was so called a holding chamber for used oil drums. It is beleiced that this Droid knocked over many drums of oil while escaping and later and the speed of light ran throu a Nevada chicken farm and was covered in fethers . that's fused to its titanium Fram that was overheated whith oil by running at the speed of light and the feathers turned pitch. Black and melted onto its frame. The story of Bigfoot has really been the biggest area 51 cover up.

Droid sasquach isn't a animal its a robot bro.

by Jalopagan April 13, 2023


Jalopagan

A unusual human-like creature, that has feet that are 20 feet long. Though they are hard to spot in public due to their feet camouflage ability. The only actual sittings have been at night when they have been seen standing 20 feet from a crosswalk. Car headlights cause there feet to have a light white-ish glare.

A man was spotted standing 20 feet from the crosswalk during the day waving is arms and yelling at traffic that would not stop. For they did not know it was a Jalopagan.

by Jalopagan November 12, 2022