dirty murti

The act of jerking off and blowing your load on a ICE agent in the midst of being deported

I was totally getting sent back to Pakistan when I pulled a dirty murti

LOL

just a dumb thing people type/text meaning "laughing out loud" or "laugh out loud" when they still have a straight face on.

Average teenager 1: I think I just farted
Average teenager 2: LOL
Average teenager 1: u rly laughing
Average teenager 2: well.. not rly.