cactus

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

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Prom Whore

term used when your prom date is giving blow jobs when your doing keg stands

That damn Prom Whore

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gold digger

my damn wife that took all my money and all my semen. Now she lives in beverly hills and gives blow jobs to celebrities while I drink out of a KEG

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2x Formula

The size of a female ass in jeans or tight pants doubled will be the actual size of the females ass

That 2x Formula was right her ass is the size of my F150 Bumper

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2x Formula

The size of my girl friend after she had our 2 children

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