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Champagne on Tits. To uncork any kind of champagne, preferrably in a jacuzzi or hotel room, and pour liberally over a pair of exposed tits (or several pairs). Shaking the contents slightly is encouraged, but not so much as to emulate the Yankees' post-World Series locker room celebration.
Bert: So how was your Vegas trip?
Dert: Awesome broseph, we totally had COT!
Bert: COT party? No way, how did you convince them?
Dert: We told them the champagne was too cheap to drink, but that we didn't want to waste it.
What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.
Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.
..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.
While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.