Some strange

After many weeks of tapping the same beaver. The man wants to spread his feathers like a peacock venture out into the open air and get him some strange. Nothing quite beats the feeling of mounting a new piece of ass. As a man it’s your divine right to pick and choose. After all it is a numbers game.

I was out for a walk last night contemplating life. It dawned on me there and then I’d seen the same flaps for the last month. So I put my Sunday best on headed out and reeled me in a little Beauty. In other words some strange.

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Jam boy

A useful way of fending of those irritating flies whilst enjoying the grand game of golf.

One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.

Oh I say Archibald I hope those pesky flies don’t spoil our round today. Not to worry Henry I’ve hired us a couple of jam boys that should do the trick. Does that work??

Like shit to a blanket!!

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Legs akimbo

When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.

Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.

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