Sunday

The one day of the week people remember they believe in God, or pretend they do just in case. Usually involves quickly getting dressed and speeding to church, only to sit there and hope you don't miss kick-off.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna go beat up homeless people tomorrow?

Person 2: No man, it's sunday! I don't wanna wind up in hell.

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Stoner's Delight

Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.

Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.

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