skeetish

skeetish:the act of being aroused(horny) resulting in the ejaculation... hence the base word skeet

that hoe is making me mad skeetish

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Im Rick James Bitch

often used on the chappell show

"who the f*** are you" "im rick james bitch"

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bashford

bashford is a insult for someone who is useless or lousy.

Your so bashford
or
What a bashford

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ruby

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

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jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

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fribus

NOUN: the lint remaining in the clothes dryer after cleaning the screen.

He unwittingly had a piece of fribus on his shirt collar.

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elephantidus

when a part on your body swells upto about 50x its normal size.

that guy had elephantidus on his balls and they hang down to his feet and are as wide as a beechball!

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