King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

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Patey

Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)

A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!

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Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

Hayleym@gem.co.uk

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hypocrisy

antonymy; simply put,an opposite result to an otherwise apparent pretense.

Hypocrisy is preaching good while at the same time practicing evil.

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Bacardi hurricane

You can only sum this drink up in one word: SLURRICANE. This drink will have yo on your toes in no time, considering it's not high in proof.

My friends B-Day we got a half gallon of Slurricane and I started playing a drinking game and even before that I was toasted. By the end of the night I passed out on the bed and I didn't hear the pizza man come to the door. Next thing I know my peeps are waking me up telling me 2 go downstairs. I'm a drinker and this drink is surely gonna go on my list. Holla

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Coo-Day-Lah

cool, hip; knowing the score

That Hansel is so coo-day-lah right now!

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milkshaked

If you get milkshaked, it means you got tricked...basically...

Its kinda like replacing "tricked"...

Dave: Look over there, a cow!
Simon: Where? I don't see one
Dave: HA milkshaked

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