Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

Romnl

Rolling on my nuts laughing.

Steve: Yo dawg did you see that goofy ahh dude in the hallway
Brett: Yeah man that had me ROMNL

British Fever

When you get addicted to tea

Benjamin: bloody hell why you drinking so much tea?
Alan: I’m afraid I have British Fever