the Vern

The sexual position in which the woman is lying on her side, and the man holds the top leg in the air while straddling the other (Thus making a big V, for Big Vern) and thrusts in that position.

Suzy told Vernon that she told her boyfriend to do the Vern in bed the night before.

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the nothing

The sexual position in which when doing a girl doggy style the man lets go of the woman -- while still thrusting -- and puts his hands on his head. Named after the famous motocross trick, this position is good for both partners. Invented by Big Vern.

When I was doin it doggy w/ Nikki, i let her go and did the nothing. oh MAN did she love it! She started grabbin and scratchin my ass... i juss wanted to pull the pterodactyl right then, but i restrained myself.

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