anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.

1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)

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2012

The year the mayan calendar ends. It is said that the world will end. Maybe to change, or for the world to self destruct, it is not certain of what will occur yet. Popular belief is that the age of Aquarius will come, and the alien God Cthulhu will rise. Many satanist believe that satan himself will rise and take over the universe again in place of the christian God and that the war has ended. 21st December 2012. The world will end. Go figure.

Satanist:Dude, satan will rule the world in 2012
Christian:Repent of your sins!
Elite satanist:The time of purification has come. Prepare to succumb to the creator.

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