leosp

The word "lisp" said with a gay lisp.

Sut up, I deiun't have a leosp.

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Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.

Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.

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yawn pong

A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.

We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.

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fatherfuckress

The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.

Fuck you, fatherfuckress!

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gineslime

Vaginal lubrication.

I slipped and slid courtesy of her gineslime.

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