Uncle Milo

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.

"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"

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Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

brownjack

1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.

Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!

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