Unkfunkler

Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.

Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew..."
Man 2: "Yeah, I know... (vomit)"

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Gnarkill

Gnarkill happens when just before orgasm. It is when an image appears in your head forcing you to experience an orgasm with an unrelated image at the point of orgasm.

Making love when just before orgasm, the appearance of Sam Kennison pops in your head, causing you to feel slightly gay and weird at the same time.

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Dutch-Oven

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.

I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!

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Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

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midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

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herpegonosyphilaids

The most deadliest of all S.T.D.'s. It is the combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Thanks to herpegonosyphilaids, I can't even breathe around others without getting them infected!

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gagnasty

Something so nasty, it forces you to gag.

Dude, that food is gagnasty...

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