Unkfunkler

Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.

Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew..."
Man 2: "Yeah, I know... (vomit)"

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herpegonosyphilaids

The most deadliest of all S.T.D.'s. It is the combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Thanks to herpegonosyphilaids, I can't even breathe around others without getting them infected!

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Gnarkill

Gnarkill happens when just before orgasm. It is when an image appears in your head forcing you to experience an orgasm with an unrelated image at the point of orgasm.

Making love when just before orgasm, the appearance of Sam Kennison pops in your head, causing you to feel slightly gay and weird at the same time.

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Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

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midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

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Dutch-Oven

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.

I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!

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Depth-Charge

Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!

Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.

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