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When your boyfriend tells you the proper amount of mayonnaise to put on a sandwich or in a salad.
Babe, this tuna salad needs at least three tablespoons of mayo in it.
Fuck off! Donât mayonaissesplain.
Alternative to rape van.
I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.
Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today Iâm just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
Ultra soft pubic hair on a lady.
When she wrapped her legs around my head it was like a vagmere scarf on my face.
Really soft pubic hair on a lady
When she wrapped her legs around my neck it felt like a vagmere sweater on my face.