Dan Brown

Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.

Dan Brown was a relatively unknown author until he hit it big with The Da Vinci Code.

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Queens of the Stone Age

To properly describe Queens of the Stone Age one should refer to eargasm.

Songs for the deaf is like an orgy for your ears.

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coffee

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

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doober

Shawn

Shawn is a doober.

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Stephen Colbert

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

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collective soul

Alternative rockers Collective Soul were one of the five most heavily played bands on 90's rock radio. Despite having 19 seperate singles on the billboard top 100 this great band remains unseen or forgotten by many people.

Do you remember "Shine" "December" or "The World I Know", that was Collective Soul at their apex.

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Kendarius

The one with the largest penis in the universe and one of the Smartest and funniest person a person will know .If you are a KENDARIUS you know what a women wants .

The guy in the parking lot act like a Kendarius

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