wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

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