Tool-chest Politics

The dialectical forms of government, according to Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an Oligarchy (also called Plutocracy or Monarchy), which is then replaced by a Democracy, which is then replaced by Tyranny (also called Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in checks and balances when considering critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial; also similar to how factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the Democratic and Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the cycle of governments as a whole integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that utilizes this style of government is the United Kingdom.

Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/

Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\

Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D

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TYLJ

This is the mnemonic used by people of the religious persuation on chats. It is used to thank the Lord Jesus hense,

T = Thank, Y = You, L = Lord, J = Jesus.

TYLJ

Mary___"Oh, Kelly the Lord Jesus has come into my life and changed it for the better."

Kelly___"TYLJ".......Thank You Lord Jesus.

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poot woot

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.

Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"

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AUFK

AUFK is a mnemonic for "Are You Fucking Kidding!"

A = Are, Y = You, F = Fucking, K = Kidding

This phrase is used to express great surprise or excitement.

If used in front of your Mom it carries an X rating.

To be used only with trusted friends.

DropDeadDimsel..."OMFG! I can not believe what just happened!"

LoRdSwOrD..."What?!!!"

DropDeadDismel..."I will bust my brother's knee-caps if he doesn't bring back my GTA-IV."

LoRdSwOrD..."AUFK! "

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ELP

An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.

ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.

Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."

Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."

Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."

Purp: "AUFK :o "

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tye

This is a variation of the abreviation of ty or thank you with the exception that this is thank ye with t = thank, and
ye = you

Nat_ ((Jamess_blowfish))..."Rachi_babeez, I think your pic is great don't change it."

Rachi_babeez..."I know I just took it outside in the dark so it would hide my scar."

Nat_((Jamess_blowfish))..."eeeeewwwwwwww!"

Rachi_babeez..."tye."

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Disstance

Disstance is the space provided when someone is dissing someone else.

Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"

Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"

Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"