spoiled milk

Your own manly dairy farm. When you take a swig out of a newly opened carton of milk and replace it by pumping it full of your own man cream. (No Expiration Date Needed)

1. Honey, I think the milk is spoiled again, come check for me.

2. Santa was in for a surprise when Vickie poured a glass of spoiled milk with her freshly baked cookies.

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