dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

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tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

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shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

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sam fisher

A characte in a game called Splinter Cell who has the right to use the fifth freedom to eliminate threats as he sees how they should. Equipped with the latest technology, Sam Fisher can easily get the job done without shit getting too hectic.

Also, can kick solid snake's ass any day of the week.

shit, playboy mansion is being heavily guarded! Ill just use my airfoil rounds, take out the guards, access the gate, and get mt some pussy!

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cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

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Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

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Tribes

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day

Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes

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