spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

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God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

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flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

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bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

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NSX

A cheap ripoff of a Ferrari

see NoSeX

ricer: Yo man! my NSX gots an APEXi exhaust and NAWWWZZZZ man! I will beat ur Camaro!!

Camaro guy: haha! I will put my pink slip on you losing!

(ricer races Camaro and loses horribly)

Camaro guy: cool! Now I got another car I can put on eBay and sell! It belongs in the junkyard but I guess I could make a couple bucks off the NoSeX

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rice rocket

A weak-ass poor horsepowered car that will never be able to beat a stock american muscle car no matter how much technology advances... ALL HAIL THE POWER OF V8 YOU GODDAMN RICE-ROCKET WANNABE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ill put my money on a stock muscle car over a tuned rice rocket any day of the fucking week

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q-tip

A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.

That dog is a damn Q-tip!

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