George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

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Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

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cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

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Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

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black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

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Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

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rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

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