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The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
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Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?
I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!
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a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.
Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?
Man: What happened?
Me: That bitch got air tasered.
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The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.
Japanese cars are wannabees
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It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.
On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!
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When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.
I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.
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Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.
Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.
Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.
Dealer: want some White Lightning man?
Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!
Dealer: Thats a no, right?
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