A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.
This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.
Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)
Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".
A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).
"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"
"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"
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The true identity of the greatest actor in the history of the world... Morgan Freeman!
"Hey, look over there it's Morgan Freeman!"
"Naw son, that's The Morg!!!"
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