Wiki-front

To pretend you're scholarly on a topic when your knowledge extends only to the topic's Wikipedia entry. Often done on the fly in online chat.

"He acted like he knew about the Edo Period, but he was probably just wiki-fronting."

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Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

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Old Gold

Olde English 800 brand malt liquor.

Pass the Old Gold, trash the ale,
cash your food stamps, get the WIC out the mail.

-Big Daddy Kane, 'On The Bugged Tip'

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