Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.