Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

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