damnation

an extention of the word damn. it can also be used to talk about the british nation.

girl: im sorry but she really is pregnant
guy: oh damnation!

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morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

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west side east midleons

the name of a urban group in the west side of the east midlands. it can be put into an action by withdrawing the thumb of the right hand and crossing the two middle fingers of the right hand to form a "W". Then as the member of the gang or the public do this action they tip the hand to form an "E" then an "M" (to the onlooker). All this is done whilst saying westside east midleo'ns(midlands in a french accent). the french accent is derrived form the rumurs that there are french members in the gang

Yo mo fo! I is from the West side East Midleons

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caps lock

the button on a key pad that makes the letters typed after pressing it in capital letters. it can also be used to give the affect of angryness. OH FOR THE SAKE OF PETE I PUSHED THAT DAMN CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN!

caps lock off, CAPS LOCK ON, caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON, caps lock off, CAPS LOCK ON.

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A.L.A.M.O

Accept it
Laugh
And
Move
On

(a small saying to convey a shrug of the shoulders and a good pat on the back) as in to say move on mate it could be worse etc.....
(ps it can also be done. as in, the problem can be accepted laughed at and moved away from)

oh what the fuck! i dropped my chicken balti on the new sofa!
"oh no worries homie! ALAMO! ALAMO!"
oh thanx mate haha(chuckle) ill just sit on it instead.

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toplover

An act of drunkeness, to topple over.

I'm pissed, I'm about to toplover

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For the sake of pete

a saying used when in a moment of high stress at a situation or at a person. its derrived from "for gods sake" but humerously puts the name pete in the space of god.

guy: but i didnt know she was your sister!
girl: that doesnt matter!
guy: OH FOR THE SAKE OF PETE!

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