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The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and Iâm gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
When one ejaculates with precision on a (Armenian) femaleâs nipple hair, whilst proceeding to pluck said nipple hair and hastily manufacture a duck call.
The Armenian tit whistle is ideally performed in the wilderness so the Duck call does not go to waste as they are rare highly complicated to fashion.
Me and my boy Andre were hungry so he gave his bitch a ATW (Armenian tit whistle) and blew a fucking mallard out of the sky.
I though she was cool but she wouldnât let me make a Armenian tit whistle with her. Fucking vegan
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