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A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
When a woman has a man's testicles in her mouth with his erect penis pointing up. Closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.
You should of seen the look on mom's face when she saw me giving Sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.
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