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The act of funneling glitter into your urethra and giving your partner a facial.
Dan got into the holiday spirit and gave his partner the ol' RuPaul Razzle Dazzle on New Year's eve.
A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.
The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.