canada

In response to Greenburg(Post # 53) I'd have to say you just made yourself look like a complete dumbass. Although the first post had somethings wrong, he also had many correct facts about Canada.

1-Smarties are the Bomb. M&Ms arent all that great. Fuck you for thinking otherwise.
2-Crispy Crunch are pretty gross. Coffee Crisp is right awesome.
3-Canadian and American football are both gay.
4-Who gives a fuck about Baseball.
5-Native American isnt a country. They were a group of people who live(d) in Canada.
6-Hockey, well, we all agree is right fucking sweet. Although the Leafs suck and always will suck. It's been 40 some years people. It's time to let go.
7-Basketball is American. But it doesnt matter cause it's boring anyways.
8-Syrup isnt the only food made in Canada. Poutines are an example.
9-I work at Tim Hortons and to prove it doesnt suck, we have 3 Tims in a town with a population of 17 000. That's a lot.
10-It was a war. Big deal.
11-Canada did actually fight, but you wouldnt know that because schools in the US dont teach hardly anything about Canada.
12-Pretty much the same.
13-Canadians dont go to war over stupid things; therefore, a bar fight would be considered a civil war to a few people.
14-Plaid is killer.
15-We arent poor. We have no need to carry guns as our country is safer than most.
16-On the contrary. Americans cut down many trees for a living. What do you think they do to trees before they build houses and buildings?
17-You're extremely stupid if you think velcro was the only thing we invented. We did indeed invent ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone.
18-While being a child growing up in an extremely cold climate(especially in the Winter),it is common to have your tongue or mouth stuck to a metal pole. I am proud to say this has never happened to me.
19-The man who created Superman did have canadian roots. Google it.
In the future, I advise you not to be such a dumbass.

Canada ALWAYS beat the US in hockey. Always.

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