Jamie'd

The act of drinking copious amounts of alcohol and losing all sense of morals and decision making. Can also result in the exposure of one's penis

Are we all off to the pub to get "Jamie'd"

Jesus, did you see how "Jamie'd" he was?

Matthew'd

The act of attempting to leave the pub at a reasonable hour and maintain the status quo at home. A "Matthew" will seek to destroy this karma and drag you down to his level.

Lads...I think he's just been Matthew'd

Why did she walk out? I assume it had something to do with the fact he got Matthew'd