the pussy lottery

The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.

."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.

friend famine

Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,

backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..

It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.