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spun unit

A completely derogitory term. Accurately describes someone who quite ovbiously is thick, or behaves in a manner in which you would never be friend. Unlike unit which could be taken as a term of endearment to a buddy, if called a unit. You would be a spun unit if you thought being called a spun unit brought you closer to the sayer. You would be fairly mad / cross while saying so.

Take a look at that f*cking c*cksucker taking up both lanes, AND he doesn't give a sh*t. He's a f*ckin spun unit if i've ever seen one. F*ck off loser ( as you give the finger as you overtake him)

by Jamie_ledge January 9, 2007

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


googin

To be well and truely under the influence of extasy,short for googing.

Person 1- Man im fully googin' tonight. these googs are wicked eh.
Person 2- Hell yer my oath they are.

by Jamie_ledge July 18, 2006

40πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


way offtap

Derivative of offtap. So wasted from induced chemicals such as MDMA, MDA, MDE AND 2CI, that there's no other way to describe your current feelings most likely during the peak or the onset of the extasy peak, than to use the term "way". term common to australia

Hows your night going jimmy? Madam doing you well heheh?
Hell yer tim, im way offtap, probably wont need these other 7 tonight, or at least till midday

by Jamie_ledge July 18, 2006

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


claustro cardigan


A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by Jamie_ledge January 11, 2007

31πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by Jamie_ledge January 9, 2007

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by Jamie_ledge January 9, 2007

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


lights are on but nobody is home

Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."

What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.

I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.

by Jamie_ledge July 19, 2006

93πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž